In the words of famed TV fashion icon Blair Waldorf, "Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop."
This February 14, treat yourself to a wide array of online products, from heart-shaped souvenirs to personal care products. If your roommate asks why there's so many boxes being shipped out to your dorm room next week, you can tell them it's all in the name of love (and discounts).
Have fun shopping, you fierce woman warrior!
16ct Valentine's Day Heart Bubble Sticks
Don't let the fifth graders monopolize pint-sized fun this Valentine's Day!
UO Heartbreaker Sunglasses
Wear the perfect balance between "geek chic" and "too cool for school." (With just a hint of Lolita.)
Who said you couldn't dress up for yourself? Look and feel like your best self in this slinky red number.
Cross My Heart Embroidered Long Sleeve Tee
For something you can wear outside the house, buy yourself a basic maroon top.
Devil and Daughter Opaque Tights
We hear red tights are hot, hot, hot this season!
Mickey and Minnie Mouse Nightshirt for Women
Celebrate V-Day with your favorite pair of lovers, Mickey and Minnie.
Fancy Heart iPhone Case (7 & 7 Plus)
These bashful hearts will gladly supervise your late-night convos and flirty Snapchat streaks.
Hello Gorgeous Purse Mirror
Because, sometimes, you just need a gentle reminder.
Tell Me I'm Pretty Lip Gloss & Mirror Keychain
(Other times, you know you're hot stuff, and you want the whole world to see it too.)
Strappy Block Heels
Experience the world in fabulous rose-colored footwear.
Quiet Grace Blush Pink Long Sleeve Dress
This time around, make sure that you're sugar and spice and everything nice.
Unicorn Lip Gloss
All revenue goes towards the Make Unicorns Real Foundation. (I mean, not really, but how cool would that be?)
1/10 Carat T.W. Diamond 14k Rose Gold Vermeil Heart Pendant Necklace
You know, Pam, some women actually love buying themselves heart-shaped jewelry.
Need Love Wine Glass
If you're under 21, you can buy it as a pre-celebratory glass for your first official drink.
Kisses Valentine's Giant Milk Chocolate Candy Candy, 7 Oz
Don't even pretend you wouldn't eat the whole thing in one sitting while streaming Legally Blonde.